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“Review Our Product!”

Got something you’d like The Microwave King™ to try? If you would like me to review your product, here’s how:

  1. I’ll need at least 2 samples of any food you’d like me to try. Sometimes I just get a bad sample of something, and other times I’d like to have my wife or kids try it too.
  2. If the food can be acquired in a grocery store in the San Diego area, I can just use a coupon and get it myself. Please use the contact box below to send a link to the coupon (or your contact info), or mail it to the location below.
  3. If you’d like to mail samples, send them to The Microwave King, 7592 Mona Lane, San Diego, CA 92130. If the product requires refrigeration, you should send it in an appropriate container.
  4. Note that there are certain foods I won’t review personally because I don’t care for them. Examples include eggplant, salmon, veal, and liver. Fortunately my wife loves everything I hate, so I’ll have her review those products. We do not have any food allergies, so you are expressly released from any liability for any food we sample, assuming it isn’t tainted.
  5. If you send me something, it is with the express understanding that a) I won’t pay for or return any portions, and b) I will give an honest review, whether I like it or not. But it certainly doesn’t hurt if you were kind enough to give it to me.
  6. If you would like to provide links to coupons or other information for your product(s), I will make every effort to include them in my reviews. Furthermore, advertising is available that can include your logo and/or product image (rather than my crummy photos), prominently placed on the review page or in general rotation on the website. Please contact me using the box below for rates.

That should just about cover it, but if you have any questions about our review process, please use the box below to contact me. Thank you!

– The Microwave King™


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